Agreement Letter to the girls .

Dear Wife/ Sweetheart/Girl Friend/ Partner/whomever it may concern,

1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you shouuld read the supports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding thee World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a badd way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I ddon't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I reequire a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell

on the floor....It won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge aat all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use thhe TV between 12am and 6amm, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Pllease, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get overr it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, youu will only make me angrier and I will love

you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game ; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse too "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

b) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as importannt as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all

watch?" because, the reply wil l be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Chammpions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FAA Cup, Euro Cupp, etc.

P/S

By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AAA.

Thank you for your cooperation.