15 Hilarious Terms and Definitions From College Geek Dictionaries :D

1. Absent - A protest against a very lousy teacher.
2. Allowance- A force that motivates a student to go to school.
3. Ballpen - The best-selling product in the bookstore.
4. Bonus Points- The key to pass an exam.
5. Identification tag- An alternative ruler to draw a straight line.
6. Late and Tardiness- Happens when the teacher arrives earlier than the usual time.
7. Studying- Causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill.
8. School Uniform- Where you wipe your wet hands after going to the restroom.
9. Clinic- Home of the best actors and actresses of all time.
10. Eraser- Throwable weapon of an angry teacher.
11. Tomorrow- deadline
12. Cheating- An art unless caught.
13. Recess- The most favorite subject.
14. Notebook- Something to draw on when students are bored.
15. Eyes- an implanted binoculars; used for cheating.