New Versions of Popular Quote! =D

ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was…..

MODERN DAY VERSIONS

Pessimist
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
If she doesn’t come back, you were right all this time.

Impatient
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

Patient
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ….

C++ Programmer
if (you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if (m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.

Statisticians
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s fans
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person
If you love someone don’t set her free.

MBA
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market

Exclusive Blueprint for The 2012 London Olympic Venues!

London 2012 Olympic Games main stadium blueprints. That is one of Europe's largest engineering programme from the London Olympic Delivery Authority (Olympic Delivery Authority) planning, in April 2008 to commence in 2012 and put into use.

According to the London Olympics official Tessa Jowell said that this project will be built in east London, London is one of the poorest areas. The main stadium area will reach 600 acres (250 hectares), the Library established a total of 80,000 seats

Free Haircut! =D

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the e barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

Ultra Slim Mouse MA-BTCARD

Bringing an extra mouse along with you can be burden, and do you actually use the PC slot in your laptop? The Ultra Slim Mouse MA-BTCARD won’t take up any space in your computer bag because it fits directly into the TypeII PC card slot on your laptop! Not only that, but it gets charged this way as well. To use, simply pop it out and start surfing. It uses Bluetooth so there’s no need for any wireless dongle as long as you have it too.






Ultra Slim Mouse MA-BTCARD features:

• Interface: Bluetooth Ver 1.2 Class2
• Frequency range: 2.402GHz~2.480Ghz
• Connector: PC Card TypeII (charging)
• Range: Up to 10 meters
• Buttons: 2
• Optical sensor
• Operation time: 5 hours continuous, 178 days standby
• Size: W54 x D87 x H5mm
• Weight: 40g.
• Supported OS: Windows Vista, XP
• Manual: Japanese

Lost Update!

We don't know where the Island went -- but now know when we'll be seeing it again. ABC insiders say that the fifth season of the Emmy-nominated cypto-drama will premiere with a two-hour event on Jan. 21, 2009, at 8 p.m. That's a Wednesday, in case you don't know next year's calendar by heart, which means that Lost will be returning to its original day-of-the-week slot. (Last season, it aired on Thursday nights.)

While plans are still being finalized, sources indicate Lost will launch with its first two episodes aired back-to-back, not a single, two-hour opus like its season finales. (Should ABC reconsider the plan, look for the first hour of the two-hour event to be some kind of recap special.) Still TBD: if Lost will be making 8 p.m. its weekly Wednesday berth. An 8 p.m. start means the show will be competing against (gulp) Fox's American Idol. At 9 p.m., Lost will be tangling with Fox's new House-meets-The Mentalist procedural, Lie To Me, which will premiere the same night as Lost's return. When we get the regular time slot thing nailed down, we'll let you know. -- Additional reporting by Michael Ausiello and Lynette Rice

UPDATE: Look for Lost to make 9 p.m. its regular time slot, according to a source, albeit with the caveat that plans aren't 100 percent finalized.

NEW UPDATE: The Lost season five premiere will actually be a three hour event! An hour-long recap special will air at 8 PM, followed by the first two episodes from 9-11 PM. The series will air thereafter at 9 PM on Wednesdays

Cool Darth Vader Toaster!!

If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of The Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.

Friday The 13th is BACK!

Get ready to be horrified because Jason Voorhees is BACK!
Returning to the story that started it all, this retelling of the original "Friday the 13th" heads back to summer camp where a mysterious killer is systematically slaughtering the teenage camp counselors. Michael Bay and Texas Chain Massacre are the directors. It will be released on Friday the 13th of February 2009.

CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!

Congratulations Sir Barack Obama!
as you are now the 44th President of United States Of America.

Special song for you!
Oh Obama!