Letter to Tech Support =D

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and PremierLeague 7.2. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed:

Desperate Wife

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Dear Desperate Wife,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause damage, with Husband 1.0 defaulting to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create “Snoring Loudly” wave files.

Be especially cautious about the HotChik virus – it’s programmed to corrupt Husband 1.0 utterly (as well as all future Husband upgrades).

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

Qualifiying for heaven =D

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.”

The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn’t *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: “How many people died on the ship?”

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. “1,228,” he answered.

“That’s right! You may enter.”

St. Peter turned to the lawyer. “Name them.”

JASON MRAZ LIVE IN KL 2009

Mark your Calenders!!

Following the release of his highly anticipated new album “We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things.”, Marctensia, the concert organizer is pleased to announce that the multi-talented Grammy nominated singer-songwriter Jason Mraz will be touring Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Jason Mraz’s concert will kick off on the 4th of March 2009, Stadium Negara at 8:00p.m.

AVAILABLE TICKETS
RM68 (free seating)
RM138 (Rock Zone standing)
RM258 (The Pitt standing – limited tickets only)

SOLD OUT TICKETS
RM88 (free seating)
RM168 & RM208 (number seated)

Axcess outlets
-Axcess Office, Jalan Semangat
- 1-Utama Shopping Complex
- Stadium Putra Box Office, Bukit Jalil
- Rock Corner, Midvalley Megamall
- The Actors Studio, Bangsar
- Lot 10 Tower Records
- Parkson, Sunway Pyramid
- Rock Corner, The Curve (Start from 15/1/09 onwards)
- Tower Records, Gurney Plaza, Penang
- Music Valley, Pelangi Leisure Mall, JB
- Sungei Wang Counter from 12pm to 9pm daily

* All collection of tickets will require validation of NRIC/Passport, Credit Card and Booking Number.
* Ticket collection is at venue only on the event day, 2 hours before the show time.
* No third party collection allowed unless Authorization Letter is issued by the Purchaser (credit card holder) and presented to Axcess upon ticket collection.
*For further information, please contact Axcess Ticketing +60 3 7711 5000 or log on to www.axcess.com.my.

Can you afford to miss this??
See u all there ;D

RIHANNA LIVE IN KL 2009 (POSTPONED !!)

Concert organiser Pineapple Concerts Sdn Bhd said it has received an official statement from William Morris Agency in Los Angeles that the show will be rescheduled to a future date. In a statement released Tuesday, the company stressed that this was not a cancellation but a mere postponement.

Rihanna’s management will confirm within two weeks, a replacement date to be mutually agreed by Pineapple Concerts and the artiste, Pineapple Concerts managing director Razman Razali said in the statement. “We sincerely regret this unavoidable shift in schedule and apologise to the fans for any inconvenience caused,” he said, advising fans to hold on to their tickets for the new date.

The R&B star involved in an altercation with her boyfriend, singer Chris Brown, after a pre-Grammy Awards party, that left bruises and a scratch on her face, according to US media reports. The 20-year-old performer, whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, is cooperating with investigators building a domestic violence case against Brown, a police source said Monday.

Detectives booked Brown on Sunday on suspicion of making criminal threats against her. Brown remains free on US$50,000 bail, but neither he nor his attorney would speak about the allegations.

Luiz Felipe Scolari AXED!

Chelsea manager, Luiz Felipe Scolari was axed as he failed to perform. Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich was furious after Chelsea dropped to fourth in match table after several draw and lost. Guus Hiddink, Russia coach from Holland is replacing him as Chelsea manager. Hope things will be great !

Barisan siezed Perak !

Perak which was under Pakatan Rakyat's control since last general election on March 2008 has been siezed by Barisan Nasional today.

"Barisan Nasional in Perak now has sufficient support to form the new state government" - Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak.

Barisan Nasional won majority by 31 seats (28 BN 3 Bebas) while Pakatan Rakyat just 28 seats. This is because 3 PKR (1 PKR Assemblymen, Nasaruddin rejoined BN) and 1 DAP assemblymen switched to Bebas and supported Barisan Nasional as Perak government.

Sultan Perak, Sultan Azlan Shah told Mentri Besar Perak, Nizar and his excos to resign.

Datuk Zambry Kadir (Pangkor Assemblymen) is the new Mentri Besar of Perak, replacing Nizar Jamaluddin.

Go Nadal !

Congratulation Rafael Nadal for winning the Australian Open.
Nadal beat Federer by 7-5 3-6 7-6 3-6 6-2.
=)