Funny Thing About Dato Seri Samy Vellu

Dato Seri Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post as the longest MIC President ever, after leading the party for almost 31 years. Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all the funny quotes he made all these years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, “We will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit too much color”. Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share some of the more famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy said in one of his “ceramah”:
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!”

5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"

7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been “saudara-saudari”)

9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"

10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:

"Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari." One of the reporter responded, "Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati." Samy replied, "Itu tade masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam"

There you are folks. For DS Samy Vellu, we wish you all the best!

An Idiots Guide To Marketing In Malaysia

Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing
At Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's Advertising.

Khir Toyo sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and gets her telephone number.
The next day, he calls and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's Telemarketing.

Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
He gets up and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her bag after she drops it, offers her ride and then says: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.

Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
The girl walks up to him and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.

Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives Hamid a tight slap on his face.
That's Customer Feedback.

Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
That's Demand and Supply gap.

Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and before he can say anything,
Another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
And she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share.

And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
Rosmah arrives!
That's restriction from entering a new market.

Suara Kami Concert/Carnival 2011, Malaysia

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Astro proudly presents ‘Suara Kami’; a the coolest and most happening Youthphoria that you’ll surely not want to miss. Music knows no boundaries, and is undoubtedly the common language amongst youth today that transcends all our skin-deep differences. With that, the Suara Kami concert celebrates the spirit of Malaysian youth, and also marks 15 years of Astro with us! Thank you Astro, for 15 years of priceless entertainment and education

The lineup at Suara Kami is as diverse and as unique a combination as all of us are in Malaysia!

From Malaysia alone, we have Yuna, Hujan, Faizal Tahir, Pop Shuvit, Lan Typewriter, Psycho Unit, Soul Krazy, Ruffneckz, Stacy, rock legends such as Man Kidal, Kid Search, Joe Wings and Hillary Ang. For the international acts, there will be K-Pop sensation Rania, award winning playback singers from India, Naresh Iyer and Chinmayi, and popular Canto pop singer from Hong Kong, Hins Cheung and the latest to be confirmed is Nelly, all the way from The States.

Details of the event are as below:

Date: 17 September 2011 (Saturday)
Time: 7.30pm
Venue: Stadium Merdeka

Can’t wait to join in the party? Get warmed up at the Suara Kami Carnival starting from 12.00 pm onward. Take a trip on the wild side and try out our extreme sports, show-off your gaming skills at our Interactive arena, bring out your inner style and accessorize at our youth bazaars or indulge in your favorite local fast food delicacies and rock out at the mini stage performances!In spirit with the celebration of youth

p/s: Click Here for more details. directs you straight to the organizer .

HAVE FUN AITEE. ;)

iPhone 5 Rumor Roundup

i bet billions are anticipated by the upcoming renewed version of the smartphone, iPhone 5 and yes, i can be sure that majority of the people worldwide can't wait to put their hands on this gadget. as all of us know, iPhone brought us to a new level. a phone where touch screen, tilting and more made possible. tons of rumors and speculations are made become a guess game. with that, i bring you the rumor roundup of iPhone 5. exciting ? well, you be the judge .

• NFC Technology –The new iPhone 5 supports NFC technology the one which is used in Google’s Flagship Android phone, the Nexus S. With NFC technology, iPhone 5 will have extremely high data transfer rate between two devices.

• Slimmer and lighter – The enclosure for the iphone 5 (or 4s) will be much more economically spaced, allowing for a slimmer and lighter iphone than it’s predecessor.

• New Smart and brainy iPhone – Now with the new iphone5, you can even get answers to your questions like: What is the phone number of nearby hotel, Dispensary, taxi company? What Italian restaurant is nearby?

• Facial Recognition – The iPhone will be able to identify its owner through facial recognition. The phone can be unlocked and begin to function after recognizing its owner. We’ve seen similar technology in laptops when logging on to windows via face recognition. It no doubt come in handy for other apps.

• Advanced Antenna – The problems with the iPhone 4 is completely worked out on the iPhone 5.

• iPhone 5 Camera – The new iPhone 5 will have an 8 megapixel camera and can record full HD video (720p we expect) with a capped recording time of 25 to 30 seconds. The camera is equipped with a Omnivision OV8820 sensor.

• Case - The iphone enclosure will be slimmer and lighter than the iphone 4.

• Battery Power – iPhone 5 comes with an awesome battery that exceeds the life of the 3G by 14 hours – 7 hours over 4G which makes it perfect for heavy use.

• iPhone 5 Screen Size - 4.0 inches (scratch and shatter proof) Apple will be removing more of the nonsensitive borders on either side of the screen, reducing the size of the home button and possibly increase the size of the phone itself.

• iPhone 5 Processor – The Iphone 5 will be powered 1.2GHz Dual Core Qualcomm wireless baseband chip.

• iPhone 5 provides you with a variety of email alerts and notification. You can now assign alerts for different emails as well.

SOALAN BOCOR SPM 2011 ( MATEMATIK ) SUDAH TERSEBAR DENGAN LUAS

Ehehhh , percaya tak bahawa soalan Matematik SPM dah bocor dan dah tersebar dengan umum ?
Tak percaya ? tengok dekat bawah.

JGN LUPA STUDY YEEERRR !

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OMG i'm in the paper !

damn, awesome much ! hahaha. i didn't expect it to be published . hahah got excited bit. besides, it's not like a daily event to be in paper for me ain't it ? haha so, nice one to get. awesome. btw, thanks to nigel. if not i wont know that i'm in the paper. hahaha.

Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard for iPad & iPhone

The Future Has Arrived

Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of "Space 1999". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface...

you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best.You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook

Product Features

• Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface
• Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor
• Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops
• Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop.
• Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing
• Charges via USB. No drivers to install

Product Specifications

• Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS
• Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0
• Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout
• Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute
• Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces
• Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery

Perodua Myvi Extreme / Myvi SE 1.5

A new Myvi 1.5 has been spied. This is different from the version we used to see before, with more extreme front fascia design . This variant of Myvi is due to be launched very soon. According to believable insider news, the 1.5 litre Myvi is called Myvi SE. Where previous Myvi SE is just a cosmetically enhanced, the new SE will sports a 1.5 litre engine to give a boost in performance, parallel with the racier exterior styling. The versions you see above is Myvi SE Extreme with much more agressive front lip and side skirting compared to cooking Myvi SE. Read more after the jump.

This is the rear view of the Myvi SE Extreme. The wavy rear spoiler is the clearest giveaway that this is the top of the line variant of Myvi family.